Always read the fine print…
October 24th, 2005 | Filed under Uncategorized.Sometimes it tells you important things like I have to be a mile from my home to be recovered.
Other times it tells you quite serious things that are unintentionally funny.
| Quote: Your insurance does not cover the following |
| Any results of war, invasion, act of foreign enemy, blah blah etc
Direct or indirect loss, damage or liability caused by, blah blah:
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So, my car isn’t insured if war breaks out and they drop a nuclear bomb on me, or if our local nuclear power plant blows up, or if a UFO flies over me and its radioactive engines either break the car, or cause pressure waves that break the car.
So lets hope aliens don’t invade any time soon, and if they do, can they leave my car alone. It’s currently in the garage being fixed. Getting it there was a little stressful. Given the car last broke down because it got wet, I wasn’t five centimetres out our driveway before I had to drive through a small lake that had formed on the road. I don’t think I’ve ever driven down our road so slowly and carefully. Every slight jolt of the car or weird vibration transmitted up the steering wheel had me wondering where a good stopping place was.
Fortunately I made it to the garage, although working out which house to go to was a little tricky. Not too well advertised this place. It’s literally someone’s house with a garage.
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