Text “Moron” to 80333
April 13th, 2008 | Filed under Personal.The TV has just told me I can text “mate” to 80333 to receive the first initial of my future husband/wife. This feat of superior mind powerz costs a mere £1.50.
Yes. £1.50 for some automated robot to send me a letter of the alphabet.
Who the hell signs up for this crap? Evidently there are a lot of stupid people on the planet to make this even viable. People dense enough to waste £1.50 on a message that contains a letter of the alphabet.
So… how can I take advantage of them too? The way I see it, if you’re thick enough to do this, or have that much cash to waste, you deserve exploiting.
Tell you what, give me 50p through my PayPal tip jar and I will send you 26 letters, one of which is guaranteed to be the first letter of your future mate (subject to you getting one, of course).
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