… OK own up, who wiped my students’ minds? Who restored them to factory defaults? They’ve all forgotten how to behave and how to sit still. Stupid bastards. Year 7s first thing on a Monday is not a good thing; I’m not quite awake and they’re unable to shut up and let me explain the new fun things we’ll be doing.

Oh well, back to basics it is then. Seven weeks before we break up, and five weeks before year 10 go on work experience (which is nice).