I’ve spent the past week in Cardiff helping to get the new Cotswold store ready. It’s not actually in Cardiff, it’s off Junction 34 of the M4 in a retail park that contains a massive Tesco (all your beans are belong to us
). I somehow managed to get on this little trip down to South Wales by standing in our store at the right time and location - that being just before closing time, in the Women’s fashion section. Nobody else wanted to go and there was a free space, so I was asked and having nothing better to do except sleep and go to work, I decided doing that in Wales for a week would be more fun.
The journey down was a tad boring. There was me and Mike (who’s job it seems is to go around the stores making them look pretty) trundling down the motorway to Manchester in his little red car. Manchester because we were collecting KT, a member of staff from the Manchester store who was also helping with the shop fitting. Our Manchester store is about two minutes from Manchester Met Uni, and it wasn’t until I began working in Cotswold that I noticed it! Strange how you can walk down a street for four years and not really notice the shops.
It took us six hours, £4.90 in bridge tolls and one wrong turning on a roundabout to get to the Travelodge we were staying in. As usual bookings had gone completely wrong - each visiting staff member from the various stores around the country had a bed, eleven breakfasts each every day but no other meals and no food that night. Something must have been worked out since later that evening small blue “corporate” cards were produced that were linked to someone’s credit card. The best part being in the box on the back where our spending limit was written was “No Limit”. I made it my mission to see just how much food I could eat in a week. The answer being quite a lot! The 10oz steak was quite nice, as was the mixed grill. The seafood mornay was a bit weird though, but £5 worth of profiteroles went down very nicely
I’m on beans and simple food for a while now, the desire to eat lots of stodge and filling food has left me for the moment - as has the desire to drink lots of alcohol.
In total there were 10 or so of us, from different stores throughout the country. Me and Mike from Keswick being the most Northerly, and people from Southampton being the most Southerly. It was interesting hearing about the different kinds of things each shop has to deal with - Mancunian smack-heads, the burberry wearing gentlemen of Saaf Landan, mate and the curious people who buy crampons in areas of the country where there’s nothing steeper than a disabled-access ramp. The real art of conversation though was to find something to talk about other than work.
The shop-fit itself was nothing too special, being pretty much the same as a massive, massive delivery. Instead of having to unpack and put away two palettes of stock there were about 50 palettes (each palette holding 16 large cardboard boxes). The shop was empty, it needed enough stock to put out on the shop floor, plus enough spare stock to fill the stock rooms. It’s really nice doing this in a building that has been purposefully built for the task of being a shop - there’s three store rooms of ample size, an area to unpack deliveries, and space behind the tills to move around. The most satisfying part was seeing an empty building full of builders and dust (so much dust! on the first day it was like a cloud floating about the shop) gradually turn into a shop. Boxes would be piled up on any available bit of floor, then slowly unpacked, tagged, hung and put out on rails and stands. Bit of a contrast to the Manchester store where the locals help remove excess stock (chasing people down the street seems to be the Manchester store staff’s way of keeping fit), or Keswick where other stores asking for our stock keeps ours at a manageable level.
Sunday was our day off, so naturally we all went out Saturday night to the joyless hole known as Bridge End. My god there were some rough pubs in there. The Weatherspoon’s was good and cheap, and the one that’s been converted from a church wasn’t that bad (apart from the nasty loud music emanating from the “dance floor” - a bit of floor in the corner that’d been cleared of tables), but the last place was just awful. A dark, crowded room with a central bar and then as many people as possible rammed into it. The bouncers on the door were doing a “one in, one out” system which was helping to keep the place packed to the walls. Really, you couldn’t do much apart from stand and shout at each other. Five minutes to queue to get in, two minutes to find everyone and escape. The alley across the road with broken glass and spew that I commandeered as an emergency toilet was more pleasant.
There’s another shopfit happening in a few months, but I’m not sure if I’ll still be working in the shop to be able to go along.
Oh, my staff account is working and I’ve found a new way to miss-spell my last name! Silly buggers have written it wrong, which is a bit confusing given it’s correct on my payslips. Time to go shopping 
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